10/29/2006

Random Story

So this one time i was in the middle of the Amazon (not the website gosh!) and so i flagged down a pithon, cause there arnt any taxies in the middle of the Amazon (mabe the outskirts but not here gosh!). So anyway i asked him if i could use his bannana phone, but he said "what you talkn' about Willis?" then i said "Willis" (i know a guy whose last name is Willis hes pretty cool but back 2 the story gosh!). SO then he gave me (apparently Willis) a phone bannana cause they dont have any bannana phones there (mabe in the outskirts but not here gosh!) so then he sang me a song like da song that the singing (duh gosh!) moldy sandwich sang but anyway ya. So he gave me da flippn' phone (bannana gosh!) and sang a song that went like this, Phone Bannana do la do la do la do and... it went on forever. So then Trogdor pushed the button (PUSH THE BUTTON) and a lemon in a box came in and started rappn' like John Reuben (great Christian rapper check im out) Every Villan Is Lemons, EVIL! I just took apart a stapeler a bit... So then a dangeresque Weretaco came out and flogged the lemon (poor lemon... :( ...) to alot of pieces so then he ate them and turned into Godzilla and then he broke out the cardboard to a song named Supersonic (FF5). Then he went to all the worldz fire departments and destroyed them cause he didnt like firemen. So then Limozeen (YA!) came in their spaceship and owned Godzilla. SO then a goat came to avenge him and ya, the goat won and his name was Ching Chang Chong and Bob and thats just his first name. Then SC put Quarters Dimes Nickles and Pennies on G-Walka'z house that is a giant crayon. The End ish... TO BE CONTINUED!!!! Dun Dun Dun!!! Tune In fooz! C YO!

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