The Fish Was Delish And It Made Quite A Dish!

“THE FISH WAS DELISH AND IT MADE QUITE A DISH” –Strongbad http://www.homestarrunner.com/

Did u know that they’re R salmon in the roof of SJHS's gym? Its true! And this isn’t one of my crazy conspiracy theories like that crazy guy Francisco who is Z’s pen pal in Iraq! (Coming soon maybe) ITS TRUE! I saw with my own eyes on the last day of school, it was a big salmon tail 3ft. long! Not a joke! Poking out of the ceiling tiles! It was what! If u gets a chance ask Micah aboot it. He saw the whole thing! (If he says anything that isn’t here he is lying!) Anyway… I haven’t caught any yet. But anyway anyway, if Ur wondring how da fish get into the ceiling they jump through puddles when it rains (If ever) or if tons on water are on the ground, they act as warp holes to the ceiling. If u ever get to go into the gym (those who don’t go there) u might smell fish most peeps say they cant. I’m strangely the only one who can smell it right now… But anyway anyway anyway I think that we should all worry aboot Nuclear Armageddon that the fish will take out on us the gym ceiling is there meeting place! AHHHHHH!!! If u could actually read all this without thinking “He is CRAZY” I highly acknowledge u for being CRAZY urself! THANKS!!! BYE!!!

-basherbandit (u know who I am!)